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史上最牛的中式英语

2008-09-30 00:26:31| 分类： English | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿　　
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2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　
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3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！　
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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4．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
??
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
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6．you me you me
彼此彼此　　
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7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
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8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
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9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
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11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
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13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
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14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
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15．小明：I am sorry!
??老外：I am sorry too!
??小明：I am sorry three!
??老外：What are you sorry for?
??小明：I am sorry five!
??
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
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18．you have two down son
你有两下子。
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19.好好学习，天天向上：
good good study,day day up!

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